Mr. Mission

I was chosen as Mr. Mission... true story I did not nominate myself. I will walk straight up to that warming oven and pull that Excalibur of a burrito right out. What does The Mission mean to you? Track bicycles, Burritos, Peculiar(Ugly) Facial hair, or Drunk Hipsters...? The people at clashsf.com have teamed with the leukemia and lymphoma society and have come up with their own definition of "Mr. Mission." An awesome fun(d)raising competition that will have me and several other folks making complete asses of ourselves all in the name of charity.  My personal fundraising page and Mr. Mission competition info. Check em out and come support at the Elbo Room on May 29th. It's time for a new "Don" of the Mission.

Pour out a little liquor(The Dons scientific explanation.)

Real gangsters cry, it's true. A night out on the town turns into a few too many, what happens? Someone is pouring out a little liquor and singing sentimental songs. Here is my scientific explanation of why and the true nature of a gangster.

Explanation of a gangsters nature:
Being a gangster does not just mean brash displays of aggression. A true gangster practices control, compassion and is the up most gentleman. Directing one's nature is essential to being a gangster, one must learn to create with the same hand that destroys. Examples of gangsterly duties include: Opening doors, being romantical, volunteering, teaching the youth/learning from elders, cooking and any activity that promotes progress. A gangster shares because they know life is short and a party ain't a party if the homies ain't partying! What would be the ultimate selfless sacrifice? share the party with a homie/loved one who has passed on.

Scientific Explanation:
As stated before pouring liquor is the selfless sacrifice, I can even relate this to an offering(mildy).
When the liquor or beer(liquid) is poured onto the Earth's surface it is then eligible for evaporation. What is evaporation? I'll tell you! My junior college knowledge states that evaporation is the process of water molecules escaping the surface of the Earth into the atmosphere. This can be a lake, puddle or in our case 4-12oz of liquid(depending on the gangsters intoxication level). Using a few religious and spiritual beliefs we can agree that: Gangsters perform offerings to deceased loved ones by sharing their booze.
 Whether you believe in
1. A heaven above(which qualifies for atmosphere)
2. Reincarnation(things in the atmosphere)

Just a little taste of the 90's of gangsters pouring out liquor and the offering:

Check out homie @ the :32 spot, think I'm gonna bring back the gangster in hipster.
Peace and Blessings.